mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem)

in the kitchen tryna get a lil snack

  • my mom: since you're in the kitchen i need you to clean the dishes
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now